Retired Air force Brigadier Uncle Roy Gilo, is now clocking close to seventy but remains extremely hardworking, hard-drinking, clever, competent and even if retired loves dressing in top quality clothes as a matter of course. He is also popular with his immense popularity attributed to his love of spinning some good yarns. This only happens though after partaking at least eight tots of his favourite drink of Rum. His tall tales are embellished with apt descriptions in a controlled voice and pointed pauses of the natural storyteller. His unnaturally bent nose further adds to the credence to the tales. I call his bent nose unnatural in the sense that it had once been broken and the surgeon did a poor job fixing it. I had asked him how he had ended up acquiring such a nose. Uncle had taken a long drag of his cigarette, sipped his rum, shook his head like a soaked dog and with a twinkle in the eye slowly narrated to me the story. It had happened about forty years ago, ...